Travelling on a Train

Stalin, Krushchev and Brezhnev are travelling in a train. The train breaks down.

'Fix it!' orders Stalin.

They repair it but still the train doesn't move.

'Shoot everyone!' orders Stalin. They shoot everyone but still the train doesn't budge.

Stalin dies.

'Rehabilitate everyone!' orders Krushchev.

They are rehabilitated, but still the train won't go. Krushchev is removed.

'Close the curtains,' orders Brezhnev, 'and pretend we're moving!'

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