Presidential Charicatures

President Ford and Brezhnev agreed to draw caricatures of each other.

'Only, no pornography, please,' says Brezhnev.

Ford agrees.

They do their drawings. Brezhnev hands his to Ford and Ford hands his to Brezhnev.

Ford has drawn Brezhnev as a strapping peasant with two huge breasts and a snake around his neck.

'What are those?' asks Brezhnev.

'Well the snake is Cuba and the two breasts are the two halves of the world. With one you're feeding Africa and with the other Asia.'

'And what do I feed my own people with?' Brezhnev couldn't restrain himself.

'But, Mr Brezhnev, you said no pornography!'

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