Morning to Evening

Morning

Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev went out on to the balcony.

'Hello, Leonid Ilyich, good morning,' he heard a voice say.

Brezhnev wondered who could be addressing him so respectfully. He looked right, then left, but saw only the sun.

'Was that you who said hello to me?' Brezhnev asked the sun.

'Yes, that's right,' replied the sun.

'Well then, hello, hello,' said Brezhnev, gratified that even the sun looked up to him.

Midday

Again Brezhnev went out on to the balcony.

'Good day, Leonid Ilyich,' the sun greeted him respectfully.

'And good day to you, too,' replied Brezhnev condescendingly.

Evening

Once more Brezhnev went out on to the balcony and waited for the sun to greet him. But the sun was silent.

'Why don't you greet me?' asked Brezhnev, frowning.

'Screw you,' said the sun. 'I'm in the West now!'

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