Lost Parrot

A certain Moscow family, fond of telling jokes, owned a parrot. One day it disappeared. They hunted high and low, but it was nowhere to be found. Without wasting any time the parrot's owner rushed to the KGB.

'Why come to us?' they asked. 'We haven't got your parrot, no one's brought it here.'

'Never mind, Comrade Commander, it's bound to be brought in soon and I just wanted to tell you that I don't share its opinions.'

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