In a brothel...

Krushchev arrived in Paris. He went into a brothel and asked the madam: 'How much for a room?'

'Depends on the room,' she replied. 'There are 500 franc rooms, 100 franc rooms, 50 franc rooms and 1 franc rooms.'

'Give me a 1 franc room,' said Krushchev.

He was shown to a room. He sat there for ten minutes, but nobody came.

For twenty . . . still nobody.

For thirty . . . still nothing happened.

Nikita Sergeevich was outraged and rang for the madam.

The madam appeared.

This is an outrage!' shouted Krushchev. 'I've been waiting here for half an hour and no one has shown up!'

'I beg your pardon, monsieur,' replied the madam, 'but this room is self-service . . .'

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