Brezhnev's Tour of Hell

Brezhnev was being conducted around hell. 'Well,' the demons say to him, 'choose yourself a torment.'

They pass sinners sizzling in giant frying pans. 'What about that one?' ask the demons.

'N-n-no. . .' says Brezhnev, trembling. 'Not that one.'

They go on and see sinners being beaten with burning brands.

'What about that?' ask the demons.

'N-n-no. . .' says Brezhnev, trembling. 'Not that.'

They go further and suddenly they see Krushchev in bed with Brigitte Bardot.

'That's the one I want,' cries Brezhnev.

'Ha ha ha!' laugh the demons. 'That's Brigitte Bardot's torment.'

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