I want to be a Pilot

A guy comes to the military enlistment office.

He is asked:

"What would you like to be?"

He responds:"A pilot."

So they decide to help the guy and send him to study flying, But he fails. And he comes to the military enlistment office again:

"Sorry, but you can`t be a pilot any more. Select another variant."

The guy thinks and speaks:

"So I want to be in the air defence."

"Why air defence?"

"If I can`t fly, then nobody will fly!"

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