Lovely Bottom

An Armenian was standing in a shop when a woman with a beautiful bottom came in. 'Oh-h,' thought the Armenian, 'wouldn't it be marvellous to smack a bottom like that, mmm!'

He approached the woman and whispered: 'Listen, dear, let me slap you just once on the bum. I'll give you a hundred roubles.'

The woman thought for a bit — after all you don't find hundred-rouble notes lying in the street!

'All right,' she said, 'let's go outside and around the corner.'

They went round the corner and the Armenian started stroking her bottom, just stroking it...

'Well, get on with it,' said the woman crossly.

'Ah-h-h,' sighed the Armenian, 'if I had a hundred roubles I certainly would . . .'

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