Jesus in Moscow

Christ came to Moscow. The hotels were all full. There was nowhere for him to stay. So he went to the Bolshoi Theatre.

There were a number of women standing around outside. One of them grabbed hold of him and took him home.

In the morning as they were getting up she asked him his name.

'Jesus Christ,' he replied.

'Is that so?' the woman shrugged it off. 'Well, Christ or no Christ, you're a god in bed!'

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