Shut Down Synagogue

In Odessa the synagogue had been shut down.

A deputation of Jews went to the authorities to ask why.

'We couldn't find a suitable rabbi,' replied the authorities.

'One knew the Talmud, but didn't know Marxism-Leninism;

a second knew Marxism-Leninism, but didn't know the Talmud;

and the third knew all three, but he was a Jew.'

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