Shipwrecked

There was a shipwreck.

Everybody drowned with the exception of two Jews. Once on shore they were besieged by journalists:

'Mr Rabinovich! Mr Khaimovich! How did you manage to survive?'

'Survive?' Rabinovich and Khaimovich are perplexed. 'Why, what happened?'

'What do you mean what happened? The ship sank. Everyone was drowned. How on earth did you manage to swim ashore?'

'Swim ashore? We've no idea. Khaimovich and I were just talking.

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