Police Recruitment

A special commission was selecting new recruits for the police force. In came the first candidate.

'What do two two's make?' they asked him.

'Three,' replied the candidate.

"Think again,' said the members of the commission.

'Five,' replied the candidate.

Think again.'

'Seven,' replied the candidate.

'You may go.'

The candidate left. The commission recorded: 'Not educated but resourceful. Passes.'

In came the second candidate.

'What do two two's make?'

'Five,' replied the candidate.

'Think again.'

'Five,' repeated the candidate.

Think again.'

'Five!'

'You may go.'

The candidate left. The commission recorded: 'Not educated, but resolute. Passes.'

In came the next candidate.

'What do two two's make?'

'Four,' replied the candidate.

Think again.'

'Four.'

Think again!'

'Four.'

'You may go now.'

The candidate left. The commission recorded: 'Educated. Check out his nationality.'

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