Israeli Parcels

A certain inhabitant of Odessa used to receive regular parcels from Israel. This aroused the interest of the KGB. They called him in.

'What's your name?'

'Ivanov.'

'First names?'

'Ivan Ivanovich.'

'Are you a Jew then?' asked the KGB man.

'How could I be a Jew?'* exclaimed the man in astonishment.

'Then how come you are receiving parcels from Israel?'

'Ah-ah-h . . . that's an old story. During the German occupation I hid two Jews in my cellar. Well, the war ended, they survived, they went to Israel and now out of gratitude they send me parcels.'

'So, Comrade Ivanov, you think you can live the rest of your life at the expense of these two Jews?'

'Why at the expense of these two? I'm hiding two more right now.'

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