Dividing the Collection

An Orthodox priest, a Catholic priest and a rabbi were talking together.

'How much of the collection do you give God and how much do you keep for yourself?' the Catholic and the rabbi asked the Orthodox priest.

'I divide all the money coming into the Church into a big pile and a small pile; the big one is for God and the small one is for me,' says the Orthodox priest.

'Well,' says the Catholic priest, 'I divide the money into two even piles, one for God and one for me.'

'I put all the money on a tray and throw it up into the air,' says the rabbi. 'And what God wants God keeps.'

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