Corn Eating

To test the nutritional value of corn Krushchev summoned a Russian, a Ukrainian and a Jew and ordered them to eat nothing but corn for three months.

At the end of this period they were brought to Krushchev again to be weighed. The Russian had lost twenty kilograms, the Ukrainian ten, whereas the Jew had gained five.

Krushchev was overjoyed: 'Well, Comrade Rabinovich, tell us how you did it!'

'Quite simple, Comrade Krushchev. I filtered the corn through chickens.'

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