Can I Spend the Night?

Rabinovich arrives in Paris, finds the house he is looking for and knocks on the door. It is opened by a very beautiful woman.

'Good day,' says Rabinovich. 'Can I spend the night with you?'

The woman is outraged.

'But, why not?' says Rabinovich soothingly. 'I will give you a hundred pounds . . .'

The woman thinks; 'A hundred pounds is a lot of money...'

'Very well,' she agrees.

Rabinovich sleeps with her, gets up in the morning, gives her the money and leaves. In the evening he comes back.

'Can I sleep with you one more night? I will give you another hundred pounds.'

The woman hesitates.

'Very well,' she says, 'but this must be the last time.'

Rabinovich sleeps with her, gives her the money in the morning and leaves. In the evening he is back again.

'No, not again,' says the woman, 'that's enough . . .'

'This is the last night,' says Rabinovich. I'll give you another hundred pounds.'

'Very well,' she finally agrees, 'but this night really will be the last. . .'

Rabinovich sleeps with her, gets up in the morning and gives her the money.

'Tell me,' the woman says to him as he is leaving. 'Where are you from?'

'From Tel Aviv,' says Rabinovich.

'I've got an aunt living there, a Madam Nekrich,' says the woman. 'Do you know anyone of that name?'

'Well, yes, . . .' says Rabinovich. 'It was she who asked me to give you the three hundred pounds.'

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