Aeroplane Dilemas

Delegates from several different countries are in an aeroplane. Suddenly it begins to lose height.

The captain emerges from his cabin and says: 'Gentlemen, somebody will have to sacrifice himself. The aeroplane is overloaded.'

The first to approach the hatch is a Frenchman: 'Long live free France!' he shouts and jumps.

The second is an American: 'Long live free America!' he shouts and jumps.

The third is a Jew: 'Long live free Israel!' he shouts and he seizes an Arab and throws him out.

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