Where did you get that Waistcoat

Vladimir Ilich Lenin was making a typically fiery speech. Looking up at him was a small Jew.

'Excuse me, Comrade Lenin, can I ask a question?' asked the little Jew.

'Of course, Comrade! Of course!' replied Vladimir Ilich.

'I don't suppose you could tell where you got such a fine waistcoat?'

This one?'

Vladimir Ilich shoved his left thumb under his armpit, and flung his right arm forward in the direction of Finland:

There!'

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