Nothing to Wear

Lenin was cross with his wife: 'Nadenka, why are you going around in such a torn and dirty skirt?'

'Because I've nothing else to wear,' she replied.

'What do you mean nothing!' Lenin was indignant and opened the wardrobe.

'Look, there's a blue dress, a brown outfit, a leather jacket... Hello, Comrade Dzerzhinsky* .. . and a perfectly decent skirt

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