One Liners

What would happen if Leningrad underwent as severe an earthquake as the one in Tashkent?

You'd be left with St Petersburg.

A man is running through the streets of Moscow with a chamber-pot on his head.

'What are you doing with that pot on your head?' a passer-by asks him.

"They say that you can get shit down town.'

When are grey hairs particularly obvious?

— When they're floating in tomato soup.

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