Rampant Frenchman

A Frenchman is visiting a woman. She is waiting for him in bed. The Frenchman is overcome by passion.

He tears off his beret and tosses it out of the open window. He throws off his coat and flings that out too. Now out of the window with his boots . . .

'Monsieur! What are you doing?' cries the woman.

'Don't worry, madame,' replies the Frenchman.

'By the time I'm finished it will all have gone out of fashion.'

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