One,two, three...

One Englishman makes a gentleman.

Two Englishmen makes a bet.

Three Englishmen make a parliament.

One Frenchman makes a lady's man.

Two Frenchmen make a duel.

Three Frenchmen make a Paris commune.

One Jew makes a merchant.

Two Jews makes a chess tournament.

Three Jews make an orchestra.

One Russian makes a drunkard.

Two Russians make a fight.

Three Russians make the beginnings of a Party organization.

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