Is it True?

President Johnson was standing in the loo peeing. Beside him was Martin Luther King. Johnson took a sideways glance at King.

'Is it true,' asked Johnson, 'that all negroes have big pricks?'

'As you see,' replied King.

'I wonder how they get them?'

'Oh, it's simple,' replied King. 'Every night before I go to bed I whack my prick on the end of the bed. It strengthens it.'

The working day came to a close. Johnson went home, had dinner and went upstairs. His wife was waiting for him in bed. Johnson took off his trousers, went up to the head of the bed and began whipping his prick against it.

His wife stared at him in astonishment: 'Stop acting like a goddamn nigger and come to bed.'

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